Oh! You mean Mr. Morose???? That's not quite fair I suppose...caaause he has good cause for most of it...buuuuut... most people still want to shake the teeth out of him.
Annnnywho.... he's the eldest, not that he acts it or anything... and he's got a looooooooooong history... most of which is fairly depressing.
Basically... Sal's been in and out of supposed love more often than a bunch of kittens in a creamery...Funny though...always seemed the wrong sort for him. I mean... Sal is sweet... weepy and emotional, but sweet... yet it's like...I dunno...all the bitches and cold-hearted wretches of femaledom sought him out to screw over... weird huh?
Annnnywho.... he used to be a really good bard...but...well...he got a bit melancholy when the last of the coldhearted bitches just walked away from him..and so Night kinda...well... squished him??? At least as far as powers go..and I kinda was baby-sitting him for a bit in my tower... luckily he was really quiet... Morose people tend to be though huh? Especially when gagged..
He's better now though.... and he's kinda given up on the bard thing... but he paints really pretty pictures now... but he has this strange objection to doing bunny rabbits and butterflies... which is really sad, cause the hopping and fluttering is so fascinating and fun and... Oh..there I go again.
Annnyway.... like I said, he's better now...running with a bit of a different crowd... Oh, he still gets morose... and probably always will I suppose... Maybe Night is right saying that..." Chicks dig the sad guy."
Oh!!!! He's got a bunch of nicknames now too... I mean besides Mr. Morose and Goomba... He's also a PFB... buuuut... I honestly don't think calling him that would be healthy...
Weeeeeeel, he's not a PFB anymore, you see he met a girl, a Bedlam girl. Her name is Ariel, and one thing let to another, and now they're life-bonded and living happily together...heck they even had a son, his name is Ashlyn and he's certainly interesting.